Will Martella

Adult Brett

Grayson Clark

Adult Brett

Jaron Armes

Teen Brett

Sabrina Koss

Adult Sally

Sharon Evans

Elderly Sally

Sally McAllister

Elderly Brenda

Ellen Peterson

Elderly Gail

Jacob Sherburne

Ant Man / Soldier 1 / Buck 2

Tommy Swanson

Soldier 2

Daisy Walker

Female Alien "Flare"

Dustin Teuber

Buck 1

Gail Paterson Testor

Grandma

Spencer Kash

Captured Alien / Alien 2

Koby Polaski

Head Alien / Alien 3

Maurice "Mo" Bordenca

Alien Hit Water Balloons

Mark Branson

White House Security Guard

Barry Bellotti

Opening Voiceover / Nursing Home Aid

Kavitha Kittu

United States President

Paul Dixon

Funeral Husband / Voice of Funeral Home Radio Ad

Lis Adams

Funeral Wife

Kevin Groppe

Doug Deep

Rick Sherburne

Wedding Chaplain

Gregory Hildreth

TV Anchor / Alien Medical Assistant

Mike Healy

Sally's Dad / Alien in Schoolroom

Ann Marie King

TV Weather Woman

Paul Donofrio

Vinny "Meatball"

Bob Gilbert

Godfather's Uncle

Makeda Diggs

TV Yoga Trainer

Chia-chi Chin

Queen Alien / Advisor

Chandrasekar Rajagopal

Alien King

John Gavula

Alien on Fleason 1

Craig Roberts

Alien on Fleason 2

Aliyah M. Harris

Teacher "Jane"