Ian Holm

Ben Singleton

Penelope Wilton

Alice Singleton

Bill Owen

Amos

Richard Hope

Hubert

Stephen Moore

Howard

Rosemary Martin

Sylvia, The Continuity Girl

Patrick Drury

David Wolmer

Aran Bell

Tristram

Stephanie Tague

Emma Singleton

C.J. Allen

Len

Norman Fisher

Derek

Claire Laine

Chicken Factory Girl

Denise Summers

Chicken Factory Girl

Kenneth MacDonald

Peter Armitage

Barbara Burgess

Hubert's Granny

Tim Seely

Landowner

Johnny Golde

Cowman

Stephen Phillips

TV Presenter

Gillian Barge

Gwen

Steve Vickers

Telecom Driver

Tim Stern

Car Driver

Ken Ives

TV Editor

Patrick Connor

Policeman

Tommy Wright

Smithfield Poultry Dealer

Dave Atkins

Smithfield Poultry Dealer

Eric Richard

Basil

Pearl Hackney

Pub Landlady

Kevin Allen

TV Crew

Jeff Rawle

TV Crew

Brian Glover

Father Christmas

Ben White

Rollo