Drake Bell

Rick Riker / Dragonfly

Sara Paxton

Jill Johnson

Christopher McDonald

Lou Landers

Leslie Nielsen

Uncle Albert Adams

Kevin Hart

Trey

Marion Ross

Aunt Lucille

Ryan Hansen

Lance Landers

Keith David

The Chief of Police

Brent Spiner

Dr. Strom

Robert Joy

Dr. Hawking

Jeffrey Tambor

Dr. Whitby

Robert Hays

Blaine Riker

Nicole Sullivan

Julia Riker

Sam Cohen

Young Rick

Regina Hall

Mrs. Xavier

Marisa Lauren

Storm

Craig Bierko

Wolverine (scenes deleted)

Richard Tillman

Leg-Shaving Wolverine

Simon Rex

The Human Torch

Dan Castellaneta

Carlson

Atom Gorelick

Stretchy Boy

Alison Woods

Stretchy Girl

Eric Artell

Sneezo

Sean Simms

Barry Bonds

Pamela Anderson

Invisible Girl

Miles Fisher

Tom Cruise

Brian Carpenter

Matthews

Vincent Larusso

Bank Robber

Michael Papajohn

"Gimme your wallet"

Anna Osceola

"Dr. Hawking, I am such a fan"

Rod McLachlan

Actual Editor

John Getz

Lunatic Editor

Charlene Tilton

Jill's Mother

Jenica Bergere

"Mr. Landers!"

Byrne Offutt

Reporter Ed

Vic Polizos

Undertaker

Daryl J. Johnson

"Well, an old guy did get shot over there"

Kent Shocknek

News Anchor

Amanda Carlin

Principal

Clay Greenbush

Dead Blonde Woman's Husband