Chris Stafford

Eric Hunter

Tina Holmes

Maggie

Andersen Gabrych

Rod

John Eby

Dad

Stephanie McVay

Bonnie Hunter

Lea DeLaria

Angie

Antonio Carriero

Andy

Jason Lockhart

Steve

Tony Maietta

Gregg

Jeff Fryer

Jonathon

Kevin Joseph Kelly

Chuckie

Mark Gates

Foodtown

Stevie Reese Desmond

Ruby Rogers

Barbie Marie

Frieda

Craig H. Shepherd

Irate Customer

Doug Million

Security Guard

Clay Van Sickle

High School Party Friend #1

Jimmy Mack

Bartender

Justin Leach

Party Hunk

Jeffrey Abramson

Dan McAllistair

Don Mitri

Teacher

Mike Roth

Wrestling Jock

Adam Penton

Joe Plonsky, Jr

Tal Ben-David

Waitress

Dina Ansden

Bitchy Girl #1

Karen Brooks

Bitchy Girl #2

Shannon Constantine

Bitchy Girl #3

Edd Martin

Drag Queen

Gregg Long

Sugar Daddy

Ryan Florio

Boy Toy

Twiggy Morgan

Marlene Dichtrich (Credited as Twiggy)

Frank Klingshin

Beer Guy

Dominic Carrion

Miss Anita Mann

Khalid Abdelrasoul

Grubber #1

Sally Law

Grubber #2

Jarred J. Nichols

Grubber #3

Jay Warshak

Grubber #4

Diva Delaria-Foley

Diva

Jason Griffith

High School Party Friend #2