Peter Cook

Sir Mortimer Chris (Prime Minister)

Loretta Swit

President Barbara Adams

Michael Richards

Lacrobat

Herbert Lom

Gen. Mosquera

Richard Wilson

Nigel Lipman (Foreign Secretary)

Ian Richardson

Rear Admiral Bendish

Richard Pearson

Michael Sumpter (Defence Secretary)

Rik Mayall

S.A.S Commander

Alexei Sayle

Alexei Sayle in a Hawaiian Shirt

Ruben Rabasa

Grainary Vendor

Joanne Pearce

Princess Wendy

Robert Bathurst

Damien

Graeme Garden

Man Who Walks to Phone

Clifton James

Maxton S. Pluck

Christopher Rozycki

Russian Doctor

John Benfield

Secret Service Agent

John Sessions

Mr. Sweetzer

Ian McNeice

Thrush

Gavin Richards

Donald

Stuart Saunders

Governor of Santa Maya

Daniel Benzali

William Kubert (US Defence Secretary)

Murray Hamilton

Jack 'Kill the Commies' Preston (Former US President)

Marc Smith

Dan Hickey (TV Anchorman)

Alexander Davion

Maguadoran General

Anthony Correa

Convict

Tristram Jellinek

Dickie

Shane Rimmer

Marvin Gelber (US Secretary of State)

Christopher Coll

Flag Lt. Gerald Beaverstone

Ken Jones

Man on Cliff

John Cassady

Virgil Grodd (US Intelligence)

Ed Bishop

Wink Persiman (TV interviewer)

Leon Lissek

Politburo Member

Michael Poole

Politburo Member

Czeslaw Grocholski

President Trezhnikov

Gary Martin

Purveyor of Rambograms

John Blundell

Douglas

Daniel Peacock

Dominic

Barbara Keogh

Woman at Wax Museum

Elizabeth Proud

Woman at Wax Museum

Maria Whittaker

Pin-Up Girl