Peter Sellers

Fred Kite / Sir John Kennaway

Ian Carmichael

Stanley Windrush

Terry-Thomas

Major Hitchcock

Richard Attenborough

Sidney De Vere Cox

Dennis Price

Bertram Tracepurcel

Margaret Rutherford

Aunt Dolly

Irene Handl

Mrs. Kite

Liz Fraser

Cynthia Kite

Miles Malleson

Windrush Sr., Stanley's father

Marne Maitland

Mr. Mohammed

John Le Mesurier

Waters

Raymond Huntley

Magistrate

Victor Maddern

Knowles

Kenneth Griffith

Dai

Fred Griffiths

Charlie

Donal Donnelly

Perce Carter

Sam Kydd

Shop Steward

John Comer

Shop Steward

Tony Comer

Shop Steward

Cardew Robinson

Shop Steward

Bruce Wightman

Shop Steward

Bill Rayment

Shop Steward

Marianne Stone

TV Receptionist

Terry Scott

Crawley

Ronnie Stevens

Hooper

Martin Boddey

Num Yum's Executive

Brian Oulton

Appts. Board Examiner

Malcolm Muggeridge

Himself, TV Panel Chairman

John Glyn-Jones

Detto Executive

Pauline Winter

Miss Forsydke

Maurice Colbourne

Missiles Director

Jeremy White

Young Chemist

Robin Ray

Young Chemist

Michael Bates

Bootle

John Van Eyssen

Reporter

Robert Bruce

Reporter

Michael Ward

Reporter

Stringer Davis

Reporter

Arthur Skinner

Photographer

William Dexter

Photographer