'Weird Al' Yankovic

George Newman

Kevin McCarthy

R.J. Fletcher

Michael Richards

Stanley Spadowski

David Bowe

Bob

Stanley Brock

Uncle Harvey

Anthony Geary

Philo

Trinidad Silva

Raul Hernandez

Gedde Watanabe

Kuni

Billy Barty

Noodles

John Paragon

Richard Fletcher

Fran Drescher

Pamela Finklestein

Sue Ane Langdon

Aunt Esther

David Proval

Head Thug

Grant James

Killer Thug

Victoria Jackson

Teri

Emo Philips

Joe Earley

Jay Levey

Gandhi

Lou B. Washington

Cameraman

Vance Colvig Jr.

Bum

Nik Hagler

FCC Man

Robert K. Weiss

Bartender

Eldon G. Hallum

Spatula Husband

Sherry Engstrom

Spatula Wife

Sara Allen

Spatula Neighbor

Bob Hungerford

Sy Greenblum

John Cadenhead

Crazy Ernie

Francis M. Carlson

Blind Man

Ivan Green

Earl Ramsey

Adam Maras

Joel Miller

Travis Knight

Billy

Joseph Witt

Little Weasel

Tony Frank

Teri's Father

Billie Lee Thrash

Teri's Mother

Barry Friedman

Fletcher Cronie #1

Kevin Roden

Fletcher Cronie #2

Lisa R. Stefanic

Phyllis Weaver

Nancy Johnson

Big Edna

Debbie Mathieu

Betty

Wilma Jeanne Cummins

Little Old Lady

Cliff Stephens

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