Michael Rapaport

Edward Bliss Jr.

Arija Bareikis

Kim Bliss

Rachael Leigh Cook

Deloris

Martin Ferrero

Sammy

Joe Grifasi

Koski

John Carroll Lynch

Driver

John Slattery

Burns

Michael Jeter

Sticks

Peter Thoemke

Ed Bliss Sr.

Nancy Plank

Mrs. Bliss

Steve Shaffer

Dr. Poland

Charles Brin

Mr. Renfrow

Jessica Shepherd

Patty

Jesse Morse

Bully

Katherine Disque

The Adjusted Woman

Isabell O'Connor

Vice Principal

Jonathan Rylander

Middle Eddie (12 yrs)

Traci Christofore

Rescue Girl

Ken Resnick

Mr. Connigliaro

Rick Schlecht

Cub Scout Leader

Mick Karch

Big Time Announcer #1

Dale Dunham

Big Time Announcer #2

Jeff Kline

Shuffling Man

April Berquist

White Wall Nurse

Wayne A. Evenson

Bartender

Terry Hempleman

Biker

Jimmy Noonan

Forklift Thug

James Gaulke

Lawyer

Jay Albright

Manager

Mark Povinelli

Little Person

Kim Thomassen

Fat Baby

Elizabeth Hawes

Cop

Ben Barenholtz

Other Cop

Peter Schmitz

Police Guard

Don Hewitt Sr.

Lavrenti

Alex Rizzo

Mountain

Doug Fisher

Viking

Donald Murphy

Pilot

Robert Graf

Counterman #1

Danny Downey

Counterman #2