Leigh Lawson

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Denholm Elliott

Sir Emmanuel Whitbread

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P.C. 217 'Iris'

Julie Ege

Miss Hanson

Barry Humphries

Dr. Anderson / Australian TV Lady

James Booth

Jeffcott

Milo O'Shea

Dr. Klein

Ronald Fraser

Bleeker

Anthony Andrews

Catchpole

Bernard Lee

Barraclough

Madeline Smith

Miss UK

Alan Lake

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George Coulouris

Professor Godowski

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Angie - Miss Teenage Lust

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Carol Hawkins

Maggie

Marika Rivera

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Chiquita

Judy Matheson

Maria

Gertan Klauber

Pablo

Michael Barratt

Self

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Self

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London Newsman

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Brian

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