Neil Morrissey

Noddy

Amanda Noar

Kim

Michael Elphick

Inspector Cleaver

Anthony Daniels

Priest

Andrew Powell

Roach

George Rossi

Chopper

Daniel Peacock

Buzzer

Midge Taylor

First Road Toad

David Daker

Desk Sergeant

Burt Kwouk

Fu King Owner

Brendan Donnison

Satanist High Priest

Graham Padden

P.C. Ben E. Dorm

Paula Ann Bland

Hospital Nurse

Teddie Thompson

Hospital Sister

Terence Budd

Bike Shop Dealer

Ann Casson

Mrs. Bancroft

Douglas Campbell

Mr. Bancroft

Richard Smith

Curate

Roy Alon

P.C. Harold

Frederick Eaves

Old Man

Ed Devereaux

Pub Landlord

Howard Belgard

Graffiti Artist

Jim Allan

Graffiti Artist

James McCarthy

P.C. Doughnut

Pauline Bennion

W.P.C. Hotdog

Nigel Campbell

P.C. Splattered

Peter Brookes

Drunk Driver

Teresa Campbell

Hospital Receptionist

Jay Roberts

Ambulance Man

Alan Frank

Ambulance Man

Jenny Roberts

Traffic Warden

Charlotte Martin

Prostitute

Peter Lovstrom

Gym Trainer

Dave Morris

Gym Trainer

Scott Adkins

Jim, Despatch Rider

John Wolskel

Clive, Despatch Rider

Tommy Moon

Milkman

Doughnut Noar-Morrissey

Slasher the Dog

David Haydn-Jones

Plain Clothes Detective (as David Jones)

Ian Brooker

Funeral Priest