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Stan Helsing

Diora Baird

Nadine

Kenan Thompson

Teddy

Desi Lydic

Mia

Leslie Nielsen

Kay

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Hitcher

Darren Moore

Crazy

Jeremy Crittenden

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Ben Cotton

Fweddy

Twan Holliday

Pleatherface

Charles Zuckermann

Needlehead

Lee Tichon

Michael Criers

Ken Kirzinger

Mason

Jeff Gulka

Lucky

Chad Krowchuk

Sully

Ray G. Thunderchild

Husband

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Hippie Lady

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Bride #3

Denise Poole

Bride #1

Holly Eglington

Bride #2

John Burnside

Security Guard

James Ashcroft

Dead Body

Zorianna Kit

Herself

Tara Wilson

Screaming Woman

Elysia Rotaru

Hot Girl #1

Kathryn Kirkpatrick

Bathroom Lady

Nathan Dashwood

Busboy

Grayson Gabriel

Michael Jackson

Kit Zenga

Orphan

Colin Foo

Choking Old Man

Bo Zenga

Director

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Frankenstein's Monster

Ryan Steele

Wolfman

Chris Shields

Barack Obama

Steven Garr

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Duane Dickinson

Fire Patron

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Lara Babalola

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