Arnold Johnson

Putney Swope

Stan Gottlieb

Nathan

Allen Garfield

Elias, Jr.

Archie Russell

Joker

Ramon Gordon

Bissinger

Bert Lawrence

Hawker

Joe Madden

Mr. Syllables

Antonio Fargas

The Arab

Laura Greene

Mrs. Swope

Allan Arbus

Mr. Bad News

Pepi Hermine

President of the United States

Ruth Hermine

First Lady

Shelley Plimpton

Face Off Girl

Elżbieta Czyżewska

Putney's Maid

Peter Maloney

Putney's Chauffeur

David Kirk

Elias, Sr.

Don George

Mr. Cards

Buddy Butler

Putney's Bodyguard

Vincent Hamill

Man in White Suit

Tom Odachi

Wing Soney

Robert Staats

Mr. War Toys

Alan Abel

Mr. Lucky

Sol Brawerman

Mr. Dinkleberry

Steven Ben Israel

Mr. Pit Stop

Luise Heath

Secretary

Anthony Chisholm

Cowboy #3

George Morgan

Mr. Token

Lawrence Wolf

Mr. Borman Six

Peter Benson

Mr. Jingle

Chuck Green

Myron X alias Rufus

Ching Yeh

Wing Soney, Jr.

Spunky-Funk Johnson

Mr. Major

Joe Fields

Pittsburgh Willie

Norman Schreiber

Messenger

Barbara Clarke Chisolm

Secretary

Catherine Lojacono

Lady Beaver

Johnjohn Robinson

Wayne

Charles Carlton Buffum

Director

Ron Palombo

Assistant Director

Geegee Brown

Secretary